King of the Hill

No, this is not about the TV series. Get the hill and protect it by any means necessary.
By being the creator of this thread, I own the hill.
I put it in a time vortex. My hill.

Your turn to take it over (:

how do you play?

Mehh. You find a way to take over the hill, so you could say, for example, I go to your hill and shoot you in the face. My hill. So.. yeah. haha.

oh i see lmao. i sneak up to your hill, then i airbend you off. My Hill.

I go on your hill, then fart and it stinks really bad so you leave. My hill. XD

I place your hill so you get sucked down a black hole but the hill doesn't


MY HILL.. OORAH!!!

It turns out that the black hole is actually a wormhole that takes me to a bigger, better hill that has a magic wand on it! I pick it up and destroy your hill. My hill<3

Goes to the molecular level and disrupts the gravitational pull of the the quarks in your hill, causing tragic failure. As you drop by I wave.

My hill is resurrected and I plant my standard atop.

Ι come visit, you think i'm a friend, but i'm a villain, i seduce you and kill you, taking over the hill....so IT'S MY FUCKING HILL ^_^

I call upon the undead (zombies, skeletons you name it! XD) and order them to kill you..... SO IT'S MY DAM HILL NOW XD

The zombies turn me into a zombie too, i rise from the dead, and need revenge, i come over at night, when you sleep and slice your throat with my teeth.....so it's my hill now babe

i gift you tea with a sleeping drug in it...you fall asleep, and i throw you off the edge of the universe and return to the hill. MY. HILL.

i pose as an old begger asking for shelter. because you are a caring Moonchild, you let me in. big mistake. i pull out a dagger and stab you. the burn you to ashes.
Le hill is mine.

I come in to your party as a guest and i chain you on a chair, supposedly for fan..I make you listen to justin bieber all the time, until your ears bleed...I'm now the New Queen of the Hill...muahahahaha!!

that's torture!!!
luckily before this i told my friend to watch from above with a sniper rifle, on the suspicion i would be assassinated. boom, you're dead. i did't die. KING

I was wearing a bulletproof vest so it didn't hurt me bad.. I called my crazy ex telling him i was in love with you, he gets mad, comes over and kills you out of jealousy.then i shoot him (i owe it to him). MY HILL..

I build up an army of Muffins so you drown in it. My hill :3

however, i have created an icecream machine gun, and shoot down all of your army in an explosion of strawberry and chocolate!
my hill now XD

So I pay all the world's metal bands to sing you off your hill. My hill

luckily, because some of my friends love metal, i am immune. but not even metal can stop the horrid that is country music.
so my hill.

I'm blowing you all away with my strong garlicy breath bwaaahhhhhh!
my hill :3

I call Veronica Varlow to come and seduce you guys into a sort of.. hypnotic trance so you give me the hill.
Le mine<3